I always go to Amazon when I think about buying books. (Ok, I also buy books there!). Most of the time, the reviews are dry and ordinary. However.....there are exceptions, when readers send humorous, brilliant, witty comments. For example, there is an Amazon listing for a book called "Hgiyiyi (hgjhjh, hjhk) [Paperback]." The author/translator is listed as "jjjj," and the narrator is also credited as "jjjjj". The reviewers had fun with this one!
Reviewer 1: "I enjoyed 'Hgiyiyi,' but the pacing is a bit slow. It doesn't compare to Jjjj's earlier works, like 'Kquxiuqx,' or 'Oooeiaiai,' or even 'Nyah-Nyah Ptang.' I think her recent successes have dulled her edge."
Reviewer 2: "When I first read 'Hgiyiyi (hgjhjh, hjhk),' I told myself that I was too much of a man to cry. Not to spoil anything, but the part about wwyzwthg is the saddest thing I've ever read in fiction or non-fiction. A must read for all fans of Jjjj or sppliyu."
And then, incredibly, there seems to be a comment from "jjjj" herself -- translated:
"I habe been vbery happi tou sea you all likedd mi laste bok.
Iu yyytard nbetdg uythf kijsghhh nbhhger mloihj Hgiyiyi (hgjhjh, hjhk)
I egre with mostt of yours opinios, bi it goot or bat
Iu fterrzu mouliot popiimmm plooog ettte kooullu.
Let mme reffer tou myy Blok when I pfinich writing my first note
uhufy Iu vuyqsyu iozeubo huyiezfg Blok yezuev gdttte muosgd tte jdfddk.
Beste Regardst
GHJdsub hhghsdfd
jjjj"
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